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The Talk of the Town (January 2011)

by Neffarious

January 14th, 2011

"Holy $#!+ Parn disbanded Pack Massive.  I lost count how many times Bishops and Archbishops tried to do that over the years ... and I lost count of how many stuck around afterwards.  What's the big guy thinking?  I mean ... uh ... Who am I to question his sublime wisdom.  Parn the mighty.  Parn the brave.  We walk in the garden of his turpuelence."

-- Fuckface Fuck-your-own-face.

   Your Mom 

 

"When he had us repopulate the packs that got decimated in the Wyld Hunt I thought he was helping us reunite in the wake of Guy's betrayal ... but then he goes and splits us up into seven entirely new packs. I'm not complaining, cuz I'm a Ductus now ... Still, I never thought I'd see the day he sent us in different directions."

-- Tricky

   Ductus, The Brave

 

"This is the only decision that Parn has ever made to which I lend my support."

-- Gaspar Calderon

    Ductus, Nemesis 

 

"The Mighty, The Brave, Heavy, The Southern Cross, Sacrilege, Terrigenous and The Youngbloods.  Each one twelve members strong, and of course, The Massive, which still numbers twenty-three.  Counting the nineteen Cainites he sent to fill out the Butcher's Boys, Bloodworthy and The Chosen, Parn has taken an unruly mob and transformed it into eleven efficient, well-armed battalions poised to crush the Camarillan threat to this City.  I couldn't be happier."

-- Cardinal Polonia 

 

"Don't drag me down just because your're down.  And just cuz you're blue, don't make me too.  And though you've found you need more than me.  Don't talk to me about being free.  You say the magic's gone, well I'm no magician.  You say the spark is gone, well get an electrician.  And save your line about needing to be free.  All that's bullshit you just want rid of me."

-- Edwin

   Cacophonous  

 

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"Lots of whispering about this Quorum thing.  They say Darwin's on the chopping block, and the Consistory's coming to town.  They even got a special guest by the name of Lambach ... Never thought I'd see HIM again."

-- Ratface

    Ductus, The Unseen Bastards

 

"Aufiderzein.  Please pack you knives and go.  You are the weakest link, goodbye."

-- Happy

   Priest, Pride's Bile 

 

"I don' care what dey say roun de firedance.  Darwin don tings fer dis Sect not e'rebody know.  De Prisci gonna get to de bottom o dis, an den nobody gon say bad tings no more."

-- Papa Shango,

   Ductus, The Sons of Ogun

 

"Stand or Fall, live or die, this sect will see unity before the Esbat's out.  That's all that matters."

-- Lazarus

    Ductus, Father's Will 

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"Life and death are at best a series of compromises.  My dad once gave me a bottle rocket, but wouldn't let me fire it in the house.  Now my van only gets A.M. radio.  If someone can get me a wire-guided anti tank missile, I promise to name it Lucile."

-- Norbert Sykes, 

   Ductus, Cacophonous 

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"Another of my packmates is missing.  Ushapti disappeared a few nights ago after feeding the Skaggs.  Tonight I will set them loose to find him."

-- Shakka

    Zulo Nation 

 

*The next night there is a news story about how Animal Control stopped a pack of wild dogs from terrorizing a neighborhood in the Bronx.  Luckily only a few residents were harmed in the process.  Eyewitness accounts of the incident vary, and no further details have been released to the media*

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New and Improved House rules! Coming Soon to a KoNY near you!

by Joshua DeGray

January 7th, 2011

Aarons got em coming, keep yer eyes out!

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An open invitation

by Neffarious

December 13th, 2010

Brothers and Sisters of the Sword of Caine, 

 

We are at war.  After many years of silence, The Camarilla has once again crawled out of hiding to threaten our control of New York City.  Time and again we have repelled their attacks, crushed their spirits, and forced them to scurry for safety like the cockroaches they are.  This time will be no different.

But in order to ensure a swift victory, I will call upon the denizens of this City to serve as the vanguard for our defense.  I have declared the formation of a War Council, composed of three separate branches, each maintained by a single War Chief.  These War Chiefs will serve as my Bishops, focusing on specific tasks to support the war effort - and together, they will forge the Sword of Caine into a dreadnought against which the Kindred will fall as wheat to a scythe.  

The War Chiefs will be in charge of specific areas: Intelligence gathering/Reconnaissance; Influence use and management; and Military operations. Cardinal Polonia has graciously offered to oversee Military operations, but will not personally act as War Chief, so a Battle Marshall will still be needed.  So far no Cainites have stepped forward and expressed their desire for such responsibility.        

I will be doing my part to aid the Cainites of this City as they prepare for war, loaning what resources I have to anyone willing to personally take responsibility for managing a portion of the City's influence.  Any Cainite so inclined should feel free to seek me out and state their intentions, and I will do what I can to help them succeed in their endeavors.

Together we shall stand and they shall fall.

Praise Caine.

 

-- Ecaterina the Wise 

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Black Hand Puppet Page

by witch hammer

December 2nd, 2010

Hey just a heads up to my Black Hand peeps. We created a Black Hand puppet chronicle for all you guys.  Myself and my Black Hand subcoord Wasta are the Sts of it.  Feel free to join.

 

http://puppetprince.com/chronicles/309-owbn-black-hand

 

~Adam

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Travel alert; Sunday (12/5) venture to New York

by Joshua DeGray

December 2nd, 2010

Like my last post I will be arriving at Sartoris house close to 11 am on Sunday 12/5.

Currently there are no confirmed passengers (I can take 3) other than Adam.

Bribes are highly appreciated. The highest bidders get to ride w/ Adam and I. My presence alone is nearly priceless so start the bidding high!

Note: there will be no dicking arround in departure and possibly 1 stop for a smoke/piss break. I gotta be @ Victors as close to 1 pm as possible.

Thanx - Josh

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Today; Travel to KONY

by Joshua DeGray

November 28th, 2010

I will be @ Adam Satoris' house @ 11:00 to head for KONY. I intend to make it to Hawthorne no later than 1 pm. I have 3 open seats - gas, grass or ass no-one rides for free. :-p  Adam hope yer sleepin ass is out of bed!

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