by Jeremy
December 9th, 2009
This can all be found spread across radio broadcasts, evening news stories, news paper articles, gossip and rumors, as well as from retainers, contacts, allies, etc. It began in very late NOV and carried over into very early DEC.
1. With the recent allegations, rumors, drama, and all around bad mojo surronding this critic has decided to investigate the truth, for you, the loyal following, the 'in the know' public. I stayed in the Aurora hotel. I ate in the Aurora hotel. The staff walks around with their noses in the air, a chip on the shoulder, or obnoxious flowing from the lips. The kitchen produces a quality of food so low, I'd rather eat Popeye's Chicken, five times a day. I would warn you off, warn you all off, post a man screaming the end times, but paint his wooden sign with words of truth about this business. Add to this fact the horde of rapid paparazzi. No thank you. I have seen Vivian Davenport call this place home. I say, the Aurora Hotel is the home of VD. Spread the word my masses, share the wealth, avoid the place.
2. Recent motions put forth from CT goverment have sparked an outcry. Though they have no ground to be put forth, we have seen some of the Governer's cabinet push very hard to have them see the light of day. It is being said that investigations should start on the tribal lands that house two of the states largest economic entities. Employing 10's of thousands locally, the wigs wish to see the area reclassified as protected wetlands, taking away the soverign lands of Native American people, and many, many jobs. We'll have to see where this goes, if it even has the clout to limp beyond state borders to the Fed. There are concerns of criminal retaliation in these recent developments. Watch out Mel Gibson, you might have your hatchet stolen.
3. In light of the rampant decay of society locally, City and State officials have conveened many a late night meeting. The talks? Blue Laws folks. That's right. I've even heard it whispered, that local Church heirachy's should be given legitimate political power, appointing priests and the like to posistions of government authority. With the talks of these changes, the police are seeing a nice padding to the walet, and have opened up ranks, looking for new bodies to fill the force. To start this downhill tumble off? Harsher penalties for the breach of current laws relating to sex, drugs, and violence, and triple the harshness on Sundays! There is a silver lining here, I just need help finding it. Please write to omgtheydidwhat@thecourant.com with your thoughts and opinions.
4. (Police Artists Sketch of Vivian Davenport) Many a journalistic folk have been seen frequenting the Aurora Hotel, Casino's in southern CT, as well as Trinity college. All looking for a word from Vivian Davenport. Local and State Law Enforcement have organized and implemented a manhunt, or woman hunt in this case, for Ms. VD. This woman has been found out to be the mastermind behind all the cities woes. The nefarious ring leader of a terrible Sex and Drug cult, she has spidered out filaments of corruption and degredation to locales and organizations and across our state. If you have any information at all, please call 800.itip.off. Rewards of varying degrees have been offered for valid information that assists in the chase. Use caution, contact authorities, do not attempt a citizen's arrest, as she is dangerous, and her large, meat wall of male body gaurd contigincies are considered armed.
5. Rubber necking boat captains, boating accidents, and closed ports cause traffic jam at sea? Workers, crew, and many an official are outraged. The red tape has been laid thick ladies and gentlemen. Ships bearing any association or moving cargo for, to 'West Bengal' are being anchored out of port. Many being combed over with something you'd use for lice. This delay would give an air traffic controller a headache. Many just sit for days, a few weeks, waiting to be looked at or allowed in. Some of the crew has to undergo hours of 'discussions' before being allowed ashore. When will this end?
6. Why Vivian Davenport has lived the life she has, and it's now coming to a head. Her thesis for a BA in Psychology was titled 'Psychological Influence on the Shortcomings of Women Through Eurpoean History.' Graduating bottom of her class from local Trinity, and reveiwing this, writing, of hers, we can see how she allowed herself to make poor decision, followed by bad decisions, followed by terrible decisions. In a fashion styled after day traders, her rash, aggressive behavior saw riches soar, but that old adage, the bigger they are...
University records have been handed over to police in lieu of the manhunt, and contacts are being made to Alumni of her class in attempts to compile a more detailed profile. University officials have refused to comment, cooperating with authorities only behind closed doors. Students on campus have formed support groups, some of them broken up after indulging in the sex and drug orgies Madam V. was, is, known for.
(OOC - thank you all for your attention, please contact staff by any means if you need.)